Please, Stay In The Sewer

Oh, goody! Hollywood is putting out another craptastic movie!

Last night, The Green Arrow himself, Stephen Amell, released the teaser for Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Out of the Shadows on his Facebook page. Amell has been cast to play Casey Jones in the movie, which is a follow-up to 2014’s steaming pile of shit.

Shortly after Amell’s Facebook post, Paramount released the full trailer. In it, Rocksteady and Bebop make their film debut, as does the Turtle Van. Oh, and Megan Fox once again relies on her sexuality to carry her non-existent acting ability through another movie. (Am I the only one who thinks she’s ugly?)

Out of the Shadows will see Michael Bay reprising his role as Producer, so despite my fandom for Amell and Arrow, I’m sure this will be as bad as an Uwe Boll “film.”



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